my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
It’s fucking true if you youtube search “Doge meme” all the text goes to comic sans and some of it is different colours.
im so embarrassed
thank u google plus
last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
I want to know if I’m the only one.
sooooo many times.
The amount of notes makes me sad
Wow the number makes me sad.
nearly 200,000 people have been offended by the people they should trust the most…